HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

My nephew had just settled down with his kindergarten class to color in their coloring books when he realized he didn't have any crayons.

"Miss Teacher," he said, "I ain't got no crayons."

"You mean," his teacher replied, "I don't have any crayons. You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," my nephew answered.

"What happened to all them crayons?" **********************************************************

Have you ever thought about the hidden language behind the words you say and the way you choose to say them?

With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.

Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom... But the wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure; then peace-loving, considerate, submissive, full of mercy and good fruit, impartial and sincere. Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness. -James 3:9