HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Have you heard about the man who went to see the doctor because he was having difficulty accomplishing all the chores around the house that he used to be able to complete?

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"OK," said the man, after a short hesitation. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife." **********************************************************

What good report are you able to give to those around you today?

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. -Philippians 4:8

But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ. -1 Peter 3:15

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