HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

I've got a list of "last words" here for you today...

"Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix."

"What happens if you touch these two wires tog..."

"We won't need reservations."

"It's always sunny there this time of the year."

"They'd never make him a manager."

Do you know the last words Jesus said on earth, before ascending into heaven?

"But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." -Acts 1:7

Did you know that as a follower of Christ you are Christ's witness to those around you? Did you know the Holy Spirit is within you to empower you to be the witness that will please Christ?

I also like the last words of the Bible...

The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen.-Revelation 22:21

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