HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Have you heard about the boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees (who was at home on a day off from work) about an urgent problem at the company?

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes." whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the boss asked.

To his surprise, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes." came the muffled answer.

"May I talk with her?"

"No."

Knowing it was not likely his employ had left a young child home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone there besides you?" he asked the child.

"Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman."

Curious as to why a policeman would at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy." whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman." came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What's that noise?"

"A hello-copper." answered the whispering voice.

"What is happening there?" asked the boss, beginning to be alarmed.

In an awed whisper the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."

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Are you searching for spiritual life?

Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me. And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life. I receive not honour from men. But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you. I am come in my Father's name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive.

How can ye believe, which receive honour one of another, and seek not the honour that cometh from God only? Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father: there is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom ye trust. For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words? -John 5:39

And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst. -John 6:35