Did you hear about the farm family that had just moved into their new home in the city? After a hard day's work, they all went to sleep, resting comfortably in their new home.
Very early the next morning, their 3 year-old son ran into the parent's bedroom to wake them up.
The mother dressed him and told him to play in the yard.
About 20 minutes later, he came running back.
"Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, "Everybody has doorbells--and they all work!" **********************************************************
A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. -Proverbs 18:24
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