HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

My preacher is one of those guys who enjoys using enthusiasm while delivering his sermon. As he preaches, he often moves briskly about the platform, which jerks the cord hooked up to his lapel microphone.

Once, as he was becoming more involved in his sermon, he moved and accidentally got wound up in the cord, nearly tripping himself before he managed to jerk free again.

After watching him make several of those circles and jerks, a little girl in the front pew (who was visiting) leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

What is your reaction to the presentation of truth? I love truth because... "you will know the truth [if you hold to Jesus' teaching], and the truth will set you free." -John 8:32

Truth is fact unchanging. God is truth. If we seek after Him, we will obtain truth!

O God, you are my God, early will I seek you; my soul thirsts for you, my body longs for you, in a dry and weary land where there is no water. Because you are my help... My soul clings to you; your right hand upholds me. -Psalm 63:1,7-8

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