HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

 Once, while waiting for my turn to see the doctor,a middle-aged man came shuffling in, bent over at the waist and relying heavily upon his wife's help and support to get into the doctor's waiting room. A nearby customer, also waiting, watched in sympathy before finally speaking.

"Arthritis with complications?" she asked.

The wife only shook her head. "No... Do-it-yourself with concrete blocks."

I'm so grateful we aren't do-it-yourselfers when it comes to life with Christ, aren't you?

For it is God who works in you to will and to act according to his good purpose. Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure, children of God without fault in a crooked and depraved generation, in which you shine like stars in the universe. -Philippians 2:13

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