HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy in her class, so she decided to use an illustration.

"If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"

"Somebody else's pants."

Spiritually speaking, whose clothes are you wearing?

Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.

Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you. -1 Peter 5:5

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