HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One day, when little Johnny was 3 years old, he was sitting in his mother's lap at Church. A guest speaker was preaching this particular Sunday, and was in the middle of a very loud sermon when he bent over the podium and with great emphasis exclaimed "God is eternal!"

Little Johnny looked very serious for a moment, caught up in deep thought over what the speaker had just said. Without realizing he was still in Church, he suddenly exclaimed

"Momma, I didn't know God was a turtle."

Needless to say, he had 3 rows of pews cracking up with laughter in the middle of the guest speaker's sermon.

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.

For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith. For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse. -Romans 1:16

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