HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Children often say funny things. Here's some excerpts for your enjoyment today...

"I wonder if the tooth fairy is a boy or a girl."

"Dad, what is it like being a grown up? Do you like buying everything you want and giving the kids nothing?"

"Dad, what name did you have when you were a kid?"

"I wish I had a birthday everyday."

"Dad, are the friends you had as a kid still alive?"

"Who picked the very first king and queen there ever was?"

"Dad, when you die, can I be a dad?"

"I can't swallow anything in my neck because my clams are swollen."

"Does God have a nose?"

"Daddy, you're the best dad I ever had."

And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.

Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.

And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them. -Mark 10:13