HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked to receive a tour around the South Dakota farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his truck, drive all day, and by evening he still would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a truck like that once too."

Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. -1 John 2:15