HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl. One happy night (for Tom), an owl called back to him. For a year, Tom and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

Just when Tom thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights calling out to owls," she said.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "My husband does too."

Then it dawned on them.

Keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen. -1 Timothy 6:20