HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Bill and Merriam get along just great, except that she's a "backseat driver" second to none.

After years of putting up with her pestering, Bill finally decided he'd had enough and advised Merriam that he would no longer drive with her in the car.

Later that day, on his way home from doing some Christmas shopping at the mall, Bill heard his cell phone ring as he was merging onto a freeway. It was Merriam. By some slim chance, she had entered the freeway right behind Bill's car.

"Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on. And put on your lights; it's starting to rain."

And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. -Genesis 2:18

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