HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

As a doctor completed the examination of his ill patient he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," replied the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."

Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of Jesus Christ; as obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance: but as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation; because it is written, "Be ye holy; for I am holy." -I Peter 1:13