HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, while folding the items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman began fumbling for her wallet the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.

"No," the woman replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get back at him."

For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: but if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses. -Matthew 6:14

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