HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A medical patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had you mentioned in my will."

"That is very, very, kind of you," the doctor replied. "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of thine hand to do it. Say not unto thy neighbour, Go, and come again, and to morrow I will give; when thou hast it by thee. -Proverbs 3:27

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