HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

While recently riding on the bus standing up, a friend of mine grabbed onto the pole nearest her to keep herself steady while the bus traveled down the road. She soon noticed a young man, who was also hanging on to the same pole, staring at her. Although this was somewhat annoying, she decided to just look the other way.

Soon the bus came to a stop. Clearing his throat, the young man said, "Excuse me. This is my stop."

Since she wasn't blocking his way, my friend was slightly confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead."

"And this is my pole," the young man said.

My friend was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store to hold up my shower curtain.”

Are you holding on to the right thing?

Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our profession.

For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need. -Hebrews 4:14