HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A patient came into the doctor's office and felt in a great hurry to talk with the doctor. When the receptionist asked about the problem, the patient said he thought he was invisible.

The receptionist told the patient she would have to check with the doctor to see if they would be able to squeeze him in or not.

When the receptionist told the doctor about the strange condition of the patient, the doctor took a look at his watch, thought for a couple of seconds, and said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Can you perceive truth?

And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand. Now the parable is this: The seed is the word of God.

Those by the way side are they that hear; then cometh the devil, and taketh away the word out of their hearts, lest they should believe and be saved. They on the rock are they, which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.

And that which fell among thorns are they, which, when they have heard, go forth, and are choked with cares and riches and pleasures of this life, and bring no fruit to perfection.

But that on the good ground are they, which in an honest and good heart, having heard the word, keep it, and bring forth fruit with patience. -Luke 8:10

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