HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

As he drove into a parking lot, John noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. The pedestrian seemed oblivious, so John hit his car horn to get her attention.

The pedestrian looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and thebvehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.

John rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right. "I'm fine," she assured him, "but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked."

Who's your Saviour?

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. -Psalms 18:2

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