HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A friend recently took his two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. His daughter quickly became tired of walking, so he let her ride on his shoulders. But soon after he began carrying her, she began pulling on his hair. Although he asked her kindly to cease pulling his hair several times, she kept on. Getting fairly annoyed, he began to severely scold her.

"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."

Is there something in your life you can release to God for His providential care?

Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you. -1 Peter 5:7

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. -Matthew 11:28

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