HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

An elderly gentleman was invited to his a friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his friend preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms: "Honey," "My love," "Darling," "Sweetheart," "Pumpkin," etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the visiting gentleman leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still love your wife and call her those sweet names."

The host hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said sadly. "I only call her those names because I forgot her real name about 10 years ago!"

And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

Those things, which ye have both learned, and received, and heard, and seen in me, do: and the God of peace shall be with you. -Philippians 4:7