HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

"How was your game, dear?" Tracy asked her husband, Jack, after he had returned from playing golf.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," Jack answered.

"That's not surprising," Tracy replied. "After all, you are 75 years old, Jack! Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"Because he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," Jack answered.

"I know, but he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch the ball for you."

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

"Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yep," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" Jack asked, peering off into the distance in search of the ball that was now out of his eyesight range.

"I forgot."

Do you ever forget God?

Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases; who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.

The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed. He made known his ways unto Moses, his acts unto the children of Israel. The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.

He will not always chide: neither will he keep his anger for ever. He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities. For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us. -Psalms 103:2

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