HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A really big guy, looking for mischief, walked up to me once and said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry."

"Oh yeah? Why?" he said, bracing himself for my return threat.

I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -Proverbs 15:1

Strive not with a man without cause, if he have done thee no harm. Envy thou not the oppressor, and choose none of his ways. For the froward is abomination to the LORD: but his secret is with the righteous.

The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked: but he blesseth the habitation of the just. Surely he scorneth the scorners: but he giveth grace unto the lowly. The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools. -Proverbs 3:30

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