HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew, and she would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

When she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she had difficulty discerning the nature of the drawing. In response to her inquiry, the little girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without hesitating, she replied, "They will in a minute."

How do you perceive God?

God is not a man. -Numbers 23:19

God is God of gods, and Lord of lords, a great God, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor taketh reward. -Deuteronomy 10:17

God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day. -Psalms 7:11

God is the King of all the earth. -Psalms 47:7

God is mine helper. -Psalms 54:4

God is for me. -Psalms 56:9

God is a refuge. -Psalms 62:8

God is the God of salvation. -Psalms 68:20

God is good. -Psalms 73:1

God is the judge. -Psalms 75:7

God is greatly to be feared. -Psalms 89:7

God is holy. -Psalms 99:9

Gracious is the LORD, and righteous; yea, our God is merciful. -Psalms 116:5

God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him. -Proverbs 30:5

God is the salvation of Israel. -Jeremiah 3:23

God is a revealer of secrets. -Daniel 2:47

God is righteous. -Daniel 9:14

God is jealous. -Nahum 1:2

God is not the God of the dead, but of the living. -Matthew 22:32

God is one Lord. -Mark 12:29

God is a Spirit. -John 4:24

God is no respecter of persons. -Acts 10:34

The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. -1 Corinthians 1:25

God is faithful. -1 Corinthians 10:13

God is not the author of confusion, but of peace. -1 Corinthians 14:33

God is true. -2 Corinthians 1:18

God is light, and in him is no darkness at all. -1 John 1:5

God is love. -1 John 4:16

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