HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One day shortly after the birth of her new baby, Lacy had toleave the house to complete some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

Soon after Lacy left, the baby started to cry. The papa did everything he could think of, but the baby wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the papa got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to the papa tell of all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.

When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full.

"Here's the problem", the doctor. said, "He needs a change."

The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"

How good a father is God to you, in your perspective?

Behold, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the sons of God: therefore the world knoweth us not, because it knew him not. -1 John 3:1

He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.

Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.

No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us. Hereby know we that we dwell in him, and he in us, because he hath given us of his Spirit. -1 John 4:8

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