HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Coming out of church recently, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?"

"I didn't notice," admitted Mr. Smith.

"And that dress Mrs. Davis was wearing," continued Mrs. Smith, "Really, don't tell me you think that's the proper outfit for a mother of two."

"I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said Mr. Smith.

"Oh, for heaven's sake," snapped Mrs. Smith. "A lot of good it does you to go to church!"

For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves among themselves, are not wise. -2 Corinthians 10:12

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