HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A Texas millionaire became very ill. Countless doctors were consulted, but none seemed to understand what ailed him. The millionaire, desperate for a cure, let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.

After only a week's stay, a small country doctor was able to cure him.

"Doc!" said the Texan to the doctor, "I am a man of my word. You name whatever you would like, and if it is humanly possible I'll get it for you."

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I could have a matching set of golf clubs that would be fine."

The doctor didn't hear from the Texas millionaire for several months. But then one day he got a phone call...

"Doc! I bet you thought that I had forgotten you! However, I am a man of my word, and I have your matching set of golf clubs. The reason it took so long is that two of them didn't have swimming pools and I didn't think they were good enough for you. So I've had pools installed and they're all ready for you now!"

For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, of whom the whole family in heaven and earth is named, that he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man; that Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, may be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; and to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God.

Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen. -Ephesians 3:14

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