HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

In her computer programming class, Suzy sat directly across from Casey, and their computer monitors faced away from each other.

One day, a few minutes into the class, Casey got up to leave the room. Suzy reached between their computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards.

When Casey came back and started typing, she got a very distressed look on her face. She called their teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen.

Their teacher tried everything, also without success. By this time Suzy was hiding behind her monitor, red-faced and shaking with silent laughter.

Then Suzy typed, "Leave me alone!"

Both Casey and their teacher jumped back, silenced. "Extraordinary..." the teacher finally managed to say.

Suzy replied by typing, "I said leave me alone!"

Casey got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I promise!" It was all Suzy could do to keep from laughing out loud.

Casey and the teacher's conversation with the computer went on for an amazing five minutes.

Suzy: "Don't touch me! That hurts!"

Casey: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys hard."

Suzy: "Who do you think you are anyway?"

However, Suzy couldn't contain herself for very long and finally made known her stunt when she fell out of her chair laughing.

After Casey and the teacher realized what Suzy had done, they both turned beet red with embarrassment.

Funny, Suzy never got more than a C- in that class. **********************************************************

And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption. Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: and be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. -Ephesians 4:30

Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke