HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

When John returned to the house one evening, his wife Julie announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.

"Yeah," said John, very disinterested, as he reclined on the sofa. "That wasn't very nice of her to do."

"You're exactly right it wasn't," Julie replied.

"And they were the best two towels we had... you know, those two we got from the Hilton Hotel while we were on vacation."

For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth: who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously: who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.

For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls. -I Peter 2:20