HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A man walked into the doctor's office, and the receptionist asked him what he had.

"Shingles," he said.

So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.

"Shingles," he said.

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.

"Shingles," he said.

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram. Then she told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

"Shingles," he said.

"Where?" asked the doctor.

"Outside in the truck," replied the man. "Where do you want them?"

For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear. For verily I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them. Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower.

When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side.

But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it; yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended.

He also that received seed among the thorns is he that heareth the word; and the care of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh unfruitful. But he that received seed into the good ground is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty. -Matthew 13:15