HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Did you hear about the man in Germany who recently (within the past few years) went to his pastor to confess a sin and seek guidance? "I have a sin to confess," he said, sobbing. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," the pastor replied, "that's not a sin."

"But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent."

"That wasn't very nice," the pastor said, "but you put yourself at risk."

"Do you really think so? Oh, thank you, pastor. Your confidence eases my conscience greatly," the man said. "But I have one more question."

"What is it?"

"Do you think I have to tell him the war is over?"

Are you a refugee in need of a savior, or an overcomer with victory?

For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God? This is he that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ; not by water only, but by water and blood. And it is the Spirit that beareth witness, because the Spirit is truth. -1 John 5:3