HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

"Don't worry," James said to his friend seated next to him as he drove right through a red light at a big city intersection. "My brother Dean does it all the time, and he never gets caught."

Coming upon another red light at the next intersection, James again went speeding right through.

"Don't worry," James assured his now terror-stricken friend, "Like I said, Dean does this every day, and nothing ever happens to him."

At the next intersection the light was green. James stomped on the brakes and the car skidded to a complete stop inches in front of the stop line.

"W..wh..why d..do..do you run through all the red lights and stop when we come to a green light?" his friend asked, thinking seriously about bailing out.

"I'm always afraid that Dean might be coming through."

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!

Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink: Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him!

Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel. -Isaiah 5:20