HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

At the school where I often volunteer the children had all recently been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at this picture when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor,'" the teacher said.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead." **********************************************************

For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?

The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law. But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord. -I Corinthians 15:53