HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Upon entering the little country store, a shopper noticed a sign saying, "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," the manager replied.

The shopper couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Are you alert to hidden danger?

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. -Matthew 7:15

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