HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Have your heard the story about the man that was helping one of his cows give birth?

When he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event the man thought, "Great... how am I going to explain all this to the mind of a 4 year old? I guess I'll just let him ask, and then I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked back to the barn with his son to clean up. After a long suspense, the man's curiosity overcame him. "Well son, do you have any questions?" he asked.

"Just one," said the young son, still deep in thought. "How fast was that calf going when it hit that cow?"

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Have you noticed that sometimes people have the wrong perspective about Jesus?

We do, however, speak a message of wisdom among the mature, but not the wisdom of this age or of the rulers of this age, who are coming to nothing. No, we speak of God's secret wisdom, a wisdom that has been hidden and that God destined for our glory before time began.

None of the rulers of this age understood it, for if they had, they would not have crucified the Lord of gory. However, as it is written, "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him." -1 Corinthians 2:6