HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

My wife went into a hardware store recently to purchase some peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."

He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."

"How come?" my wife asked.

"Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.

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Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit... Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them. -Mathew 7:16

What kind of fruit are you producing today?

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