HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

My wife tells me she is seriously considering a revolutionary system for labeling homemade freezer meals. She's thinking she ought to forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie."

Instead, she'll call the meals "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," and, (her claim as to my favorite), "Food." That way whenever she asks me what I want for dinner, she's certain to have a whole freezer full of the stuff!"

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Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the Church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the Church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the Church and gave himself up for her to make her holy, cleansing her by the washing with water through the word, and to present her to himself as a radiant Church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. In this same way, husbands outght to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own obdy, but he feeds and cares for it, just as Christ does the Church-for we are members of His body...

However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband. -Ephesians 5:22

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