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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

 

My face in the mirror

Isn't wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn't dirty.

The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely,

And so does my lawn.

I think I might never

Put my glasses back on.

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Are you blind to your spiritual reality?

And he stood up to read... "The Spirit of the Lord is on me, because he has anointed me to preach good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners and recovery of sight for the blind, to release the oppressed, to proclaim the year of the Lord's favor." -Luke 4:16

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