HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

When I visited Seattle for the first time, I arrived on a rainy day. When I got up the next day, it was still raining! It also rained the day after that, and the day after that.

I was sort-of getting tired of all the rain, and decided to ask someone if it was like that all the time. I quickly came across a young child.

"Hi there, does it ever stop raining around here?" I asked.

The young child replied, "How should I know? I'm only 6."

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You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven.

He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect. -Matthew 5:43

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