HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

I recently went on a shopping trip downtown with my friend. While riding the bus on our way back home it stopped and let a drunk man get on.

I new he was drunk because he could hardly walk up the aisle, he was staggering so much. Guess where he sat down? Right next to my friend. Unfortunately, my friend is not very tactful.

"I've got news for you" she said as she looked him up and down.

"You're going straight to hell!"

All of a sudden the man started, then jumped up out of his seat shouting, "I'm on the wrong bus!"

What's your reaction to what some people call "lesser humanity?"

I love Jesus' reaction...

He raises up the poor out of the dust, and lifts up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them. -1 Samuel 2:8

And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick. -Matthew 14:14

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