HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A friend once graciously invited me to a dinnerthat he was hosting for people from his work. He had encouraged everyone to bring their children.

All during the mealtime one of my friend's co-worker's four-year-old daughter stared at him unceasingly. In fact, she was staring at him so hard she could hardly eat her food.

My friend checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, and a myriad assortment of other things, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him.

"Why are you staring at me?" he finally asked her.

Everyone had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet to hear her response.

The little girl replied "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"

Have you ever said something about someone that came back to haunt you? I think we all have. It's an important reminder to help us realize how much we need the same mercy and compassion that Jesus has for the very people we criticize.

A man hath joy by the answer of his mouth: and a word spoken in due season, how good is it! -Proverbs 15:23

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