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A diet is a weigh of life.

It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.

One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat... fast.

The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds.

The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.

Above all, dieters are advised to avoid Pepsi, the pause that refleshes.

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.

The best way to lose weight is by skipping... snacks and desert. **********************************************************

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. -I Corinthians 6:19

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