HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

While I was waiting in the auto repair shop's lobby formy car to be repaired recently, another customer came in looking a little frustrated.

"Listen," the customer announced to the owner of the shop.

"When I bought this premium battery six months ago you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It has already died after only six months!"

The shop owner looked quite mortified.

"I'm very sorry," he apologized. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."

Do you ever feel like your batteries need recharging? Or that you could perhaps use an extra boost spiritually or emotionally? Or maybe your batteries just need replacing!

For we do not have a high priest [Jesus] who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but we have one who has been tempted in every way, just as we are--yet was without sin. Let us then approach the throne of grace with confidence, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help us in our time of need. Hebrews 5:15-16

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