HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

My minister announced that admission to a churchsocial event would be six dollars per person. "However," he said, "If you're over 65 the price will only be $5.50."

From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice spoke up...

"Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?"

As for man, his days are like grass, he flourishes like a flower of the field; the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more. But from everlasting to everlasting the Lord's love is with those who fear him, and his righteousness with their children's children-with those who keep his covenant and remember to obey his precepts. -Psalm 103:15

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