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Did you know...

  • The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper?
  • The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane?
  • The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home?
  • The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless?
  • The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself?
  • The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, committed suicide?

    However, in 1923 the winner of the most important golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won both the US Open and PGA Championship.

    What became of him, you ask?

    Well, he played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95, and was extremely financially secure at the time of his death.

    CONCLUSION: Stop worrying about business and start playing golf.


    And having food and raiment let us be therewith content.

    But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.

    For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.

    Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses. -1 Timothy 6:8


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