HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

The customer was continually bothering the waiter in the restaurant. First, he'd ask that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. Finally, a second customer asked why they didn't just throw out the man.

"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

How do you respond to contentious people?

Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.

For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile: let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it.

For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil. -I Peter 3:8

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