HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A country lady, who has been taken to her first show at an art gallery in the big city, is staring curiously at several of the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

The country lady, filled with curiosity over the unusual works of art, walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings. Could you tell me about them?"

"I paint what I feel inside me," shrugs the artist.

"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"

But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: these are the things which defile a man. -Matthew 15:18

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