HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A funny guy once said to me, "I'm planning to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do the second day, I have no idea."

But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you. Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.

Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. -Luke 12:31

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