HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Sandra, while out driving her car, stopped to obey a red light intersection. While waiting for the light to turn green, her car just suddenly died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her started growing.

When the light turned green, and she had still not been successful at starting her car, the guy in the car directly behind her started to become very impatient, which he showed by honking his horn continuously as Sandra worked feverishly to get the car started again.

Finally, in desperation at all the honking, Sandra got out of her car and approached the guy in the car behind her.

"I can't seem to get my car started," Sandra said to him, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me? I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you."

But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again. And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them. And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.

And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? For sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.

Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful. -Luke 6:27

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