HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, the husband said, "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."

His bride replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."

Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.

For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile: let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it.

For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil. -1 Peter 3:8

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